lightbulb.

i just realized that i am in need of a gay lady friend. 

because there's just some things that the straight and narrow simply couldn't appreciate. 

long heart-wrenching post.

imma miss the pancakes. 

like a lot. 

i'll put this in a respectable poetic format later. 

this post will just leave you frustrated.

i just heard the most ridiculous phrase in the most precarious of situations. 

i can't stop laughing. 

i would blog about it if it wasn't so naughty. 

so i'm going to suppress my urge to splurge the info. 

but i needed to document the day, and thus, this post was born. 

it's unfortunate

that my mother will never fully understand me. 

p.s. i know that sounds like the teenage cliche, but its ever so appropriate. 

.

sometimes i convince myself that i'm charming. 

i don't forget about you, i just wait for you to call first sometimes...

there's something wrong

with this situation. 

come find me

on the wall

because it's been too long. 

i need a healthy dose

of sarcasm, because 

my half of our conjoined soul

is feeling lost. 

a summer without your smile

was far too long. 

me and chase

have officially watched 132 episodes. 

each one 40 minutes long. 

that's 5,280 minutes of our lives spent oggling over lucy lawless. 

we reached the finale. it was emotional. 

it ended a summer-long journey that we embarked on with determination and zeal. 

that box set was the best thing i've ever purchased. 

definitely well worth the emotional turmoil. 

all I have to say is...

Aiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyai!!!!!!!!

i used to love you to the point

where even if I had discovered that you killed puppies just for laughs, 

i'd still think you were made of angel tears and rainbows. 

i miss those times of unrequited devotion...