so, here i am, for the small amount of time i have on the internet

anyway, just thought i'd update you all on my european adventure. 

actually, my little time clock for internet usage is ticking, so maybe i should save an elaborate description for when I return. 

overall: there is only italian food here. period. the sand is black and sparkly. i have multiple glasses of wine every day. i have watched every episode in the sixth season of xena at least three times. not joking. middle aged men drive up next to me and offer me a ride to romantic locations. they are always disappointed. the water here is warm and salty. i have decided that i would like to spend a summer sailing the mediterranean as a crew member on a tall ship. the vatican is stunning despite how much i despise organized religion. it's really hot here. all of the gelato stands serve coffee and alcohol. there is a difference between "coffee" and "american coffee." i have experienced the greatest cup of american coffee outside of america. italy has no rules. without the internet i have discovered many things about myself. i would tell you about these discoveries if i had more time. the end. 

i am going to try and make a video out of the clips i've compiled, so i'll link you all when that happens. expect it around december. 

i miss everyone to pieces, keep on keepin on!